I was finishing up some grading in New Jersey and another "lady" was helping me by reading the grades while I typed them into the grade file. Well, I don't know how to put this delicately, so I'll just say it...she farted...at me. She was sitting right next to me and lifted her cheek in my direction and just let it rip! I was flabbergasted. I didn't say anything, mostly because I was just hoping it didn't smell, which thankfully it did not.
It gets worse.
Then, later in the process, she's leaning over my shoulder and BURPS right in my face! Well, I certainly couldn't let this continue so I just said "Person! What are you doing?! You can't just burp on me!" To which she was apologetic, and rapidly fanning me with a piece of paper to disseminate the salad smell.
Did I mention that I don't have to go to Jersey anymore. Thank you Lord.